Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Feb 3, 2012

Nursing Tribute: Why Is It So Difficult? ......



This article is dedicated to those nurses around the world working in the trenches; working tirelessly for the good of our friends, neighbors, and loved ones who are entrusted to your tender, loving and skillful care.
Why is it so difficult... this being a nurse? I mean, in what other profession do you:



  • Make life-and-death decisions for 7 people based on a 5-minute shift report?
     
  • Get get berated by a physician for forgetting one thing when you have remembered 100 other things?  
  • Think about what you are going to have for lunch while cleaning an emesis basis or a bedpan?

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  • Have to know the etiology, classification, dosage, side effects, contraindications, and compatibility for 18,000 different medications?

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  • Need to know the significance of obscure lab results and whether the doctor should be awakened at 3am because of them?
     
  • Have to obtain a physician's order to give a patient a Tylenol but have the authority to float a Swan-Ganz catheter through a patient's heart to measure central venous pressure and pulmonary artery pressure?

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  • Coordinate respiratory therapy, physical therapy, occupational therapy, radiology, dietary, social services, consulting specialists, and wound care nurses for 7 patients but somehow forget where you put your car keys?
     
  • Spend 12 hours on your feet only to be told by your personal physician that you need to get more excercise

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  • Own 20 sets of scrubs and own zero sets of scrubs without a stain on them?

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  • Have to learn a new corporate computer system when you are 55 years old, and you don't even own a computer?
     
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  • Find yourself choosing a personal physician based on how nice he or she is to the nurses?
     
  • Go to work when it's still dark outside and leave work when it is again dark outside?
     
  • Get floated to some random area of the hospital where you have received zero training and be expected to carry the load of a nurse who has worked the unit for 20 years?
     
  • Consider a chair at the nurses station as something worth fighting for?
     
  • Learn about research findings because the administration taped them on the wall of the ladies' room across from the toilet?
  • Know your patients by their diagnoses and/or their room numbers rather than their names?
     
  • Feel naked without a stethoscope and a pen hanging around your neck?
     
  • Learn how to take a manual blood pressure in 15 seconds flat?
     
  • Remember your worst nightmare was when you dreamt that the doctor called and you couldn't find the patient's chart?
     
  • Feel guilty when you leave your patients for 30 minutes to have lunch?
     
  • Learn to read physicians' handwriting that resembles the graffiti on the dumpster behind the local Wal-Mart?

Why is it so difficult? And why is it so difficult imagining myself ever doing anything else? And why is it so difficult to explain why I love it so much...this being a nurse?






About the Author: Susan Kieffer, RN, MSN/Ed., is a fulltime faculty member with the Kaplan University School of Nursing online.  Her current position involves orienting and training new faculty members in their transition to online education.  She is a busy pastor’s wife, worship leader, a mother of two, a grandmother of six, and pet owner of a Great Dane, Pomeranian, a Himalayan cat, a snake, and other multiple critters.  She is currently pursuing her Ph.D. in E-Commerce.


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May 23, 2011

A list of rules for nurses…from 1887...........


Image: George Marks | Retrofile RF | Getty 

Whether you’re a new nurse or a seasoned nurse, it’s always intriguing to take a look back at the history of the nursing profession.
This list provided by carenurse.com illuminates the day-to-day tasks and regulations pertaining to the life of a nurse in 1887—before routine charting was even invented.

1887 Nursing Job Description

In addition to caring for your 50 patients, each bedside nurse will follow these regulations:
1. Daily sweep and mop the floors of your ward, dust the patient’s furniture and window sills.
2. Maintain an even temperature in your ward by bringing in a scuttle of coal for the day’s business.
3. Light is important to observe the patient’s condition. Therefore, each day fill kerosene lamps, clean chimneys and trim wicks.
4. The nurse’s notes are important in aiding your physician’s work. Make your pens carefully; you may whittle nibs to your individual taste.
5. Each nurse on day duty will report every day at 7 a.m. and leave at 8 p.m., except on the Sabbath, on which day she will be off from 12 noon to 2 p.m.
6. Graduate nurses in good standing with the director of nurses will be given an evening off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if you go regularly to church.
7. Each nurse should lay aside from each payday a goodly sum of her earnings for her benefits during her declining years, so that she will not become a burden. For example, if you earn $30 a month, you should set aside $15.
8. Any nurse who smokes, uses liquor in any form, gets her hair done at a beauty shop or frequents dance halls will give the director of nurses good reason to suspect her worth, intentions and integrity.
9. The nurse who performs her labors [and] serves her patients and doctors faithfully and without fault for a period of five years will be given an increase by the hospital administration of five cents per day.

Jan 22, 2011

” I hear the flesh-eating virus is contagious. What do you think doctor?”

Hospitalist vs Night Nurse, RN

This is hilarious...just wanted to share..I have nothing better to do at the moment except get a good laugh....

Jan 19, 2011

urSeems as though my Nursing blog is up and running, and all in all,  I'm  pretty impressed with myself.  I got this whole thing started late yesterday afternoon...and here I am,  just rolling along....
Fun filled first day..not much business yet..but I'll keep my sign on the door lol....  
I just need to figure this blogger thing out...Maybe I should have just done another face-book page, like the rest of the sensible world ...It's finally quite in my little home away from home Nook.....I'll catch ya later in the morning.  I'm gonna go relax and try to catch a wink before 6 a.m decides to show's up.....Have a prosperous productive day all...

Sincerely,

In way over her head..