Showing posts with label NURSING HUMOR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NURSING HUMOR. Show all posts

Jul 24, 2015

Nursing Funnies......


when the patient can lift their hips so I can just switch out their incontinence pad by myself
 When the patient can lift their hips so I can just switch out their incontinence pad all by myself

when the charge nurse asks who wants to take the next admission
When the charge nurse asks who wants to take the next admission

when I just transferred one patient and am told I'm getting the next admission and their on the phone with report
One has to pee. One is demanding pain meds, now. One is hypertensive. One is deteriorating. One just crapped everywhere. A doctor is rounding. A family is calling. A transporter is waiting. And pharmacy is on the phone.

when the doctor backs me up to a patient who refuses to listen to me
When the doctor backs me up to a patient who refuses to listen to me

when we're elbow-deep in a code brown, run out of wipes, and I have to hold them up while someone runs to get more
When we’re elbow-deep in a code brown, run out of wipes, and I have to hold the patient up while someone runs to get more

when I say goodbye at the end of the shift to my patient that loved me
When I say goodbye at the end of the shift to my patient who loved me

after I give report on my train wreck patient
After I give report to the floor on my complicated, mean, and labor-intensive patient

running interference for the male nurse and/or handsome doctor that everyone has a crush on
Running interference for the docs

whenever I can't get the IV pump to just. stop. beeping.
Whenever I can’t get the IV pump to just. stop. beeping!

after I give report
Me after report

Nursing Humor...

when I see that I'm working with my favorite nurses + techs and I have a good assignment
 When I see that I’m working with my favorite nurses + techs and I have a good assignment....

Jan 21, 2015

So we meet again....OH JOY!!

 It's been a very long time since I have been able to give adequate attention to this blog. BOY, have I been out of the loop for a bit!! Although my passions have always remained!! I will be going through the blog, and checking EACH and EVERY one of the links to see how things look. Bare with me, this can be an ARDUOUS process. 

I have chosen to try and post things that I feel are relevant in some capacity to Nursing. Something all Nursing professionals will get something from, just as I DO, when I enjoy them for myself. I am always looking for great material to post, so if you have a blog yourself, or would like to participate, my email is at the bottom of the home page, or just follow me on Google if you like....


I don't HARDLY consider myself up to par exactly with the other Nursing Blogs out there, I'm not a writer, but a NURSE. So because of that, I will be learning along the way. I still consider my self fairly new to Nursing, so learning for all of us, never stops. So continue to forge through and MAKE A DIFFERENCE in someone's life.


 My commitment to CONTINUED EDUCATION and the world of Nursing, will always remain. So if you wanna learn a little, or just laugh a little, come enjoy some of the websites and Resources I have added  posted here.  Please NOTE-The supplemental material here is not supposed to take the place of your School based Nursing Educational material, this is just here as a secondary learning tool, and by no means should take the place of your accredited programs.

 Stick with them, and they will surely take you to AMAZING PLACES in the world of Nursing. If you are in need of any Nursing Books or Nursing Related material, please don't hesitate to check out our Virtual Book Store, to see just what YOU find.

 Signing off for today, and as always, if you have any feedback or sites you wish to share, or would like to participate in some capacity with this Blog, PLEASE don't hesitate to contact me through my E-mail, or on Google!! 


Tootles to all the AWESOME Nurses out there!!! 


The Operating Room is a very serious place ..don't ya know...


Dec 2, 2013

When a patient watches too much Grey's Anatomy...


WHEN THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF THAT ONE MED YOU NEED ....
NOW THAT IT'S STILL DARK OUTSIDE WHEN I LEAVE FOR WORK, AND ALREADY DARK WHEN I GET HOME....FOOD FOR THOUGHT.